The first of nine A3 photocopy sheets showing the one-act play 'Here and There' that were displayed as a wall-mounted artwork in the exhibition space for the 2009 Art of Research conference in Helsinki. The script reproduced in this text was then read out as a conference paper. When invited to respond to questions at the end, I explained that I was merely an actor performing the part in the script, as displayed outside the conference room, and as such I was unable to oblige. The text was later published in the Journal of Writing in Creative Practice Vol 3.2.